Finnish boy

A cute European boy who will quickly manipulate and break your heart. Unless he doesn’t. They’re usually really funny and have the nicest accents.

Dang, I really like this Finnish boy I’m talking to but he might hurt my feelings.

by Mangle_is_crying February 17, 2021

Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

by Eva T March 12, 2022

Finnish Person

Someone who can swim in -30°C waters for an indefinite amount of time without dying to hypothermia.

"How long has that guy been swimming in that lake over there?"
"About 2 weeks, I heard that he's a Finnish Person."

by Ternine May 6, 2022

Finnish Slave Owner

Finnish Slave Owner is a based Finnish person. He really hates em'.

Finnish Slave Owner Again Pinged 𝕸𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖇

by 8805 Alton Ave April 28, 2021

Finnish finish

The result of sexual conduct with a Finnish girl. The act entails the Finnish girl vomiting at point of orgasm.

'Hey Jamie did you get with Jenni?'
'Yeah! She Finnish finished everywhere!'

by finishonthejacket June 6, 2013

Finnish sex

The way of finnish sex is typically rough anal, always painful and involves the use of several different types of trees or nordic animals. Dressing up as Santa Clause and then raping a horde of reindeers while screaming "Ho Ho Ho" is a common practice around Christmas.

Hey Miika, wann rape that reindeer "Finnish sex" way?
Sure, so. Wait I am gonna get my costume and the tree trunk I prepared.

by Dr. Sweinstein April 17, 2011

Finnish girl

A nickname for a female Swedish midget

You're so ugly only aFinnish girl would swipe rights you on tinder

by Slippery shoe March 26, 2018