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Festival girl

A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.

Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.

She is also basically the best thing in the world.

A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.

Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
"I'm going to marry Festival girl one day"
"Too bad you didn't even talk to her"
by newport2010 November 21, 2010
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Festival flexible

A "straight" guy who goes gay at festivals
I met this guy Tom last weekend at Coachella. He was so festival flexible.
by Slushy lushy January 23, 2020
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festival gash

noun - sexual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as Reading, V, or Glastonbury.
Dan - "So Max, you had any festival gash yet?"
Max - "No man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite"

Jack - "Y'know what could really make this weekend? Some good ol' festival gash"
by voice of daghetto October 16, 2008
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Festival Fever

This is a common condition affecting large numbers of people in schools, colleges and workplaces. This disease is made widespread when a small number of people come back from a large festival and tell their friends how good it was. Their friends will then decide to go the next year and will purchase tickets. Other friends or colleagues will then want to go as they think this is starting to become a new trend and like to keep up with whats fashionable. Conflicts often occur when one group dislikes the thought of the other attending the event and arguments are common.
These people are known as Festival Nazis
Festival goer: "that festival was sick, you gotta go next year"
Friend: "yeah definately, we should get all of our friends to come, it will be great"

Festival fever sufferer: "wow they're going to that festival, we should go to"
Festival fever sufferer 2: "yeah, but aren't we copying them"

Unrelated person: "some people are going to this festival, it looks like good fun, lets just go for the banter"
Unrelated person 2: "yeah, Banter!"
by Its behind you! September 8, 2010
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Festival feet

A condition characterized by black soles, dirty toenails, flip-flop tan lines and possibly blisters. Cannot be cured by wet wipes or jugs of water. A symptom of carefree frolicking and dancing, most likely to jam bands. Often takes weeks to recover from, usually requires the assistance of an Asian professional and/or a heavy-duty pumice stone.
-What happened to your feet? You look homeless!

-Oh... Rothbury. I haven't been able to get them back to normal.

-Dude, that was three weeks ago!

-Layoff, it's just my festival feet!
by Scarlett Quintanilla July 28, 2009
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festival-head

One who is committed to regularly attending music festivals. Commonly used for people who make attending music festivals into an event by camping out with friends, particularly during summer.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
"Hey, dude, we're all going down to Austin for Austin City Limits music fest. Wanna come?"
"No, that's okay. I'm not much of a festival-head."
by Raleigh McLaughlin August 23, 2009
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festival of nations

a gang bang consiting of one man hailing from every nation.
i totally festival of nationed at the festival of nations
by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005
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