When visiting a festival event that runs for a number of days (such as Glastonbury) a festibeard is grown through not shaving during said event. This can be as a simple function of ease considering inadequate access to bathroom facility or a test of manliness. In the case of the latter it's common to shave immediately before the festival to see how far the beard will grow over the allotted time scale.
"Oh man, I grew a massive festibeard but had to shave it off when I went back to work."
"You grew all that in just three days?! That's one fuck off festibeard!"
"You grew all that in just three days?! That's one fuck off festibeard!"
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Those who frenquent renfaires as customers, often with seasons passes, but who are not part of the performing cast or otherwise work for the renfaire (ie. rennies). Usually some sort of badges are worn by workers and performers of a renfair as proof that they are employees. Because they add to the general atmosphere of a renfaire, most renfaires encourage festies to wear garb, thus creating the need for the badges to tell worker from patron.
They're not rennies, they're festies.
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Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
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