Fifthmas

A holiday celebrated every December 5th in which it is required that you consume at least one fifth of alcohol. It celebrates the end of the prohibition on December 5, 1933 and is a last hoorah before final exams start. Started at Hope College in 2011 it has spread like wildfire to all parts of the world.

"Hey man merry fifthmas."
"Yeah! happy alcodays!"

by 1stprophitoffithtianity December 6, 2011

feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

Saks Fifth Avenue

A high-end department store specializing in the sale of designer goods.

I purchased these Gucci shoes at Saks Fifth Avenue.

by oh no she didn't! July 31, 2005

Fifth Columnist

A fifth column is a group of people who clandestinely undermine a larger group such as a nation from within. A fifth column can be a group of secret sympathizers of an enemy that are involved in sabotage within military defense lines, or a country's borders. A key tactic of the fifth column is the secret introduction of supporters into the whole fabric of the entity under attack.

Bobby: Not ironically, Fifth Columnist rhymes with Filthy communist.
Joe: You got me there, Bobby, I have no idea.
Bobby: Yeah, right.

by Chaotic_Neutral October 20, 2012

feathers mcgraw

the silent penguin antagonist in wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers.
Often seen disguised well as a chicken stealing diamonds and other precious minerals alike.

Wallace: Yo gromit its feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers
Gromit: *silent acknowledgement*

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Sand or Feathers

The only way to differentiate between and Indian of American Decent and an Indian from India.

John: My Sister married an Indian. Amos: Sand or feathers?

by Big Daddy too. August 30, 2009

Algonquin Feather

The Act of Taking a Suction Dildo and Suctioning to Males Head and Proceed to Vaginal Intercourse While making the Algonquin Warcry (ALA LA LALALA IIIIEEE)

A: "Wow, Did you hear about Sam?"
B: "No, What?"
A: "He totally stuck the suction dildo to his head and gave her the Algonquin Feather!"
B: "Wow, that is so bad ass!"

by ChocolateEmu August 11, 2010