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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"
by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021
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3-finger salute

A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging
He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.
by Pettybettybroccoli July 22, 2021
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Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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foam finger

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.
Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.
by Daedalus Suburbanus August 29, 2013
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Finger flush

The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.
Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.
by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016
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Kid named Finger

Kid named Finger is the alternate ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad
Teacher: Let's all beat the shit out of Finger
Kid named Finger:
by Waltuh237 September 9, 2022
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butter on my finger

it means easy !
he said who left the fridge open?

and she replied, "it was shoe bop again!"
and he thought to himself "finding out who did it was like butter on my fingers"
by insidog bop April 13, 2014
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