fatmess

used in place of potential swear words. Or used in the name calling process.

Oh man I stubbed my toe...fatmess!

I'm an idiot? Well you're a fatmess.

by Awesomepants May 18, 2006

Get Farmed

The act of using Link's Up-B attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, in which your sword is shoved roughly upwards, usually aimed into someone's anus, like a long, farm animal's twanger.

Andrew: "Oh shit, Get Farmed!"
Richie: "Damn, Link's a dirty bastard."

by Trik Straynje January 20, 2008

Fatted

Verb. When someone obese sits next or close to you and their fat squishes into to your body. You were fatted.
This occasionally happen to people on trains, planes or buses.

On my home on the railroad a man fatted me against the window.

by Rkegs September 20, 2006

fatmemegod

1. Someone who really likes memes

2. Someone who does memes 24/7

An Asian doing the coffin meme: ⚰️

Me: your a fatmemegod

the Asian: This is how I dance

Me:

by Tobenna Nwosu January 12, 2021

fahmeda

A very short person, wears large shoes, enjoys spanking. They have very large eyes.

Look at that Fahmeda

by Fred September 25, 2003

ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey October 20, 2008

dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010