Fanny Phantoms

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.

Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms

by Dead & I Love It January 15, 2007

FANNY SWIPER

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

by pusicat January 3, 2011

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

Fanny Kiss

1. Cunnilingus (UK)
2. Rimming (US)
3. When a girl lowers her wet pussy onto a mirror and leaves a smeared print of her pussy (UK)
4. When a girl sits on your face when you are asleep (UK)
5. When an ass is lowered onto your face whilst you are asleep (US)

Lie back darling and I want to give you a fanny kiss (UK)

Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)

Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust

Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)

Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)

by BumcumberBudoola November 5, 2010

Fannyflockers

A group of men or women who appreciate a fantastic flangepatch

Aye up Sam, knickers on here come the Fannyflockers

by SirGreg January 7, 2017

fanny tarzan

An aggresive male who prefers the company of a more submissive male (typically a gardener, bike messenger or flight attendant) during the act of gay anal sex; A homosexual who aspires to penetrate male ass, but never allows for his own crack to be so much as sniffed; A man that is not that gay, but definitely still gay.

"Say your prayers son or the fanny tarzan in the closet will come out in the middle of the night and penetrate your asshole." - Dad to his son

by Mitch121212 October 28, 2008

Fannying around

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.

Stop fannying around and do your homework!

by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011