Faff

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.

Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!

by Numpumpum March 24, 2020

FAFF

Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.

Two years ago, he cheated on me. Today, he cheated on another girl. He is such a FAFF

by saltypretzzel January 12, 2018

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

FAFF

Flat as Fuck Freidly

Bro, that girl is FAFF. No way I’ll take her to hoco.

by Sully3215 September 24, 2019

Faff

Fuck a father figure

Faff I never needed him

by Nicole1029 June 4, 2018

Faff

The act of pleasuring the female sexual organ

Gotta go have a faff before the olds rock up

by Krimson10 March 7, 2025

faff

A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety

\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"

by Chuck Biscuits November 9, 2006