faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.
"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
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Faff

Acronym/Adjective

The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.

An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.

Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.

And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!
Fudds love Faffs!
by jayrango.us April 28, 2024
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Faff

Faff I never needed him
by Nicole1029 May 09, 2018
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FAFF

Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.
Two years ago, he cheated on me. Today, he cheated on another girl. He is such a FAFF
by saltypretzzel January 13, 2018
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Faff

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.
Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!
by Numpumpum March 25, 2020
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FAFF

Flat as Fuck Freidly
Bro, that girl is FAFF. No way I’ll take her to hoco.
by Sully3215 September 24, 2019
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faff

A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety
\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"
by Chuck Biscuits November 09, 2006
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