Fedex

An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.

"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"

by goentzel March 27, 2009

Fedexting

The skill of Driving while F'ing the Texter

A way of fucking in a car while driving and texting all at the same time. must be a multitask er to accomplish the fedexting skill

by HeWhoRunsNakedinWind July 21, 2010

Fedex

A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.

Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!

by drippyy lizbeth April 16, 2019

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011

FedEx

How we refer to Britney Spear's ex--Keven Federline

"Must feel so bad for Britney Spears right now."

"I know, can't believe what went down with FedEx

by randomness-rocks June 5, 2009

fedex

One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.

Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.

by James January 29, 2005

FedEx Guy

Someone who fucks people's moms. Repayment to the son usually consists of picking a package from the back of the truck. One might assume this is because his mom is always handling the FedEx Guy's package...

There's the FedEx Guy! He's going to fuck Drew's mom.

by Arcisez May 26, 2007