expresshole

expresshole is someone who uses the 12 items or less express lane when they obviously have more than that in their cart.

All I have is a gallon of milk and this guy in front of me is tying up the express lane with a loaded cart full of groceries. What an expresshole!

by jujube59 November 26, 2010

Gatsby Express

The express train on the Port Washington Line of the Long Island Rail Road that stops exclusively at four towns all from F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby." Great Neck (West Egg), Manhasset, Plandome & Port Washington (East Egg).

I got off late from work and managed to hop on the last Gatsby Express.

Had to get home early, good thing I caught a Gatsby Express.

by Mr Softside December 26, 2012

Snowglobe Express

A group of guys pull a train on one of the group's wife/girlfriend and then shake her up like a snow globe so they don't know who is the father.

Let's stop at Joe's house after his bachelor party and pull a Snowglobe Express on his fiance

by legendary T-Bone December 3, 2018

Post-fartum expression

The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.

Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.

by Taidi January 16, 2010

shoe leather express

A sarcastic term meaning "to walk"

Man, I had to take the shoe leather express!

by Nebbishxx August 3, 2008

expelyouranus

The spell Harry Potter shouts when taking a shit.

Harry Potter <grunting>: Ungh...Ungh. EXPELYOURANUS!
<sound effect>: Ploop!

by Ben Chott July 19, 2011

Ghetto Express

SEPTA public transit in the city of Philadelphia. Public transit in Philly is generally used by minorities and lower classes. When others use it, it is ofter referred to as the Ghetto Express.

Dude, I was on the Broad Street Ghetto Express and I seriously thought I was going to get cut.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009