Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015

a piece of excrement

the lowest person on the totem pole, unworthy of a dog's piss or shit.

you're a piece of excrement.

by de-pube January 9, 2022

excremato

Excreta or stool in which ingested food can still be clearly seen - undigested tomato skins for example.

Oh dear - it's an excremato! I'll have to try chewing my food more.

by Epigenie February 5, 2005

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Me: "Is it true that shit actually falls from the clouds in Varanasi?"

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006

extrement

The unexpected, extra piece of shit that comes out of your ass after you think you're done on the toilet.

I thought I was done on the bowl, but when I stood up to pull up my pants, some extrement popped out of my ass.

by BigMacUSNA91 January 26, 2008