Excalibur

The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.

Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Excalibur wand

A wand that you pull out of a stone woman's nono spot

They pulled out the excalibur wand with ease

by Moooooo0o June 1, 2017

Excalibur

Actual sword given to Arthur by his servant, Merlin, who was supposedly a magician.
Excalibur can be decoded - ensis caliburnus, by Celtits (haha), meaning 'the calibian sword'
The Sword has an origin from the east part of the world, given to this king. Read the Last Legion by Valerio Massimo Manfredi and go to the Author's Note to find accurate details.

The whole sword in the stone legend must have been bullshit. Sword magically stuck to an Anvil? Wtf? But the Arthurian Legend about the king was partly fact.

by Yomommy August 29, 2005

excalibur

Extremely corrupt member of the Graalian staff. Known for shutting down Mithica and PKing Snerdly on 2k1 with Staff Boots and warping tools.

Excalibur is being a whore again.

by Snerdly March 21, 2003

polish Excalibur

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.

Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.

by leximagoo January 5, 2008

excalibur

the maximum peak moment in an orgasm when you feel like youre gonna explode because it feels so great

behold the power of the excalibur

by c0r0na September 5, 2003

excalibur

1- An emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

2- Chopping off an emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

I'll Excalibur that rebel if he makes one more face at me.

by tokyoaftermath November 22, 2009