Evanson

A faggot.

The kid in room 308-2 is Evanson.

by doubtski guy November 1, 2013

Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.

by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011

Evendosh

Evendosh comes from German history.
It means the lowest of the low or strangest of the strange.

"What man?! You are so Evendosh!"

by BaraBearCharLuvsYall March 5, 2015

evano

An Evano is who has secret big dick energy and will jump at a chance to lose money any time they get. They are bisexual but hate penis because penis is the scum of the Earth. Evano’s are as rare as them having a small dick haha. They like to shove apples into their urethra while taking a shit. Evano’s like to beat children with coat hangers. He will swallow gum and not be afraid of anything.

Damn I got Evano energy today.

by meep moop pemis December 13, 2019

evandro

that butthurt little 12 year old that disputes you on paypal and rages when he fails at getting his money back

don't be mean to the little evandro, he spent his birthday money on that

ROFL YOU'RE SUCH AN EVANDRO ROFL

that little evandro get pwnd by paypal

by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014

Evandalism

Vandalism for the sake of the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ

"Got any paint? Gonna go do some evandalism"

by fanatik August 25, 2014

Evandarious

Evandarious is a great person who plays the guitar, is incredibly smart, and has a nice personality. They always stick they're necks out for friends and are incredibly funny. They are married to a robot who has a kind heart and has affairs with the robot's wife. Evandarious can quote every line of Spaceballs and can sing every unknown song ever created. They constantly play on the switch and are amazing at super Mario maker. Usually on a boat that he's driving. Evandarious has seen all comedy shows and can quote those too. They can cook/bake amazing food. They randomly own land in other countries and have amazing faces that can make you die laughing. 😜🧐😏

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVANDARIOUS IS MY BOI!!!!!!!!!! IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM. I USED TO BE A LONELY ROBOT, BUT NOW I HAVE MY EVANDARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

by 2ndhermione October 11, 2020