not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke

You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

by bloodywizard June 16, 2016

furrble essence

1. Anything of, related, or pertaining to a furrble (see definition of FURRBLE).

2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.

"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"

by DMW576 January 13, 2008

essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

by calling them out April 20, 2020

even if there's a fire

Phrase used when you'll never do something, coined by Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

I'm never gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire

by catchfrase April 6, 2009

I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

by james oberg May 24, 2008

I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n April 3, 2011

Do You Even Metal Gear?

A phrase used to belittle someone who doesn't play or have knowledge of the video game series "Metal Gear".

"So Big Boss is Solid Snake right?"
"Bro, do you even Metal Gear?"

by YesIMetalGear November 2, 2013