The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.

That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.

by Kompress0r September 20, 2020

Stranger-Danger Myth

The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.

You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.

by dont i know July 10, 2009

a stranger

When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.

Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.

by staffman September 10, 2004

Stranger Things Day

This takes place on November 6th! HAPPY ST GUYS!! Also get something for your friends names who start with an “A, B, C”

November 6th Stranger Things Day! Get your friends presents no matter if ur poor!

by 🎰🪱 November 5, 2019

Ask a stranger out day

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈

Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

by LovelyMimi.onlyone_toolongname July 30, 2022

stranger things

the god of all shows and if you dont like it you can go die

i love stranger things

by i like stranger things December 13, 2017

estranged zone

a place worse than the friend zone. It's the place guys go when they cross the line of friendship and the girl isn't interested. Instead of simply going back into the friend zone, he goes to a place where he's almost avoided at all costs no matter how good of a "friend " he was before. He becomes less than a stranger perhaps not even receiving a greeting in public. It's more awkward being around her since she will always have in the back of her mind these "feelings" the guy now has she "never" knew about that she doesn't want to contribute to. If she truly didn't know, she didn't do anything but be herself. Thus her lack of comfort or excessive concern for not being misleading is completely unfounded and often becomes more annoying than anything. If this happens to you, call the girl's bluff of "let's just be friends" by initially being available but gradually if not suddenly no longer going out your way to do anything for her and NOT initiating contact with her. Let her miss the "good friend" she had after she dates some more jerks who probably spared you their problem. It's not a fun place to be but pays off wnen this same "friend" is still single well into her 30s complaining about how a "good man" is hard to find. Meanwhile, you've moved on to your happily ever after knowing that you was that "good man" she passed on.

Note: Nothing wrong with being a single woman in her 30s. The issue is with "complaining" about the lack of good men since many "good men" fell into the "nice guy" or "jaf" category years earlier.

You still in the friend zone with that chick?

Nah, even worse. I'm in the estranged zone. She only calls me when she's arguing with her boyfriend. Other than that, she avoids me like the plague.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008