Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

Ford Escort 

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!

1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!

2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?

3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.

Ford Escort by G - Money July 18, 2007

Escort 

Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.

An Escort is hired as a temporary companion who may or may not be used for sex. Escorts have expenses that enable them to charge higher fees.

An Escort may run ads; need makeup, phones, boots, clothes and other accessories. An Escort generally has dental bills. An Escort may have a fan web site, and use agencies to find work. Streetwalkers generally do not have fixed expenses. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.

Sarita found it was hard to be an Escort after working the streets.

Escort by SuraScent December 28, 2008

Upscale Escort

A call-girl for rich men.

Mary- Why do you spend so much on makeup?
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.

Upscale Escort by GetItRightt August 29, 2009

Escortish 

Meeting a first date (especially from a dating app like Tinder) at a hotel bar.

That girl is so ratchet and escortish. Can you believe she met him at that cheesy Sheraton martini bar?

Escortish by LoverofMusic January 20, 2015

Cock Escort

The opposite of a cock blocker, tends to want to help hook you up with unwanted females.

Dude, my dad is such a cock escort, he wants me to date some ugly church chick.

Cock Escort by eSalazar August 9, 2010

Escort RS Turbo

The escort rs turbo was mabe by british ford in dagenhame from 1982 to 1991 seeing 2 different modles the S1 and S2.
These are with out doubt the greatest Front wheel drive turbo charged cars every made by anyone... every..probably...i rekons

Nathan says: that rs turbo is the best car in the world.
Marcus says: Yep Damn right

Escort RS Turbo by Marcus gent January 17, 2005