Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

by not_you January 23, 2009

Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast

They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.

by kyle April 4, 2005

Isabella Escobar

A BIG RAT ROACH COCKROACH NO LIFE BULLY

me: Isabella Escobar is such a rat omg she is 3 brain cells

by everysinglepersonever123 April 11, 2019

Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.

Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj

by mcloovesex June 14, 2011

escomo brother

When a two males have slept with the same female that makes them escomo brothers

You slept with my ex that makes us escomo brothers

by Jim Bob 2626 March 24, 2010

Escoblow

A sexual practice that involves covering the man's penis with cocaine proceding oral sex. Is often used to take advantage of girls suffering from drug addiction. In order for the girl to get maximum pleasure from the cocaine, she must be thoroughly suck it off his cock.

The purpose of covering rather than creating a line of cocaine is so that your whore will not be tempted to snort rather than suck.

Also known as 'Pablo Escoblow' or used as a verb 'to escoblow'.

So I was out in the city and ended up escoblowing that guy I met at the coffee shop earlier that day.

by Escoblow Sanchez September 26, 2009

escolchor

Sweaty, sticky reaction of the human body that stays in bed until noon, especially in the summer days.

mom: lunch is over, I was thinking that you will stay in bed all day long.

you: no mom, the escolchor is killing me now.

by Rebecca Mayflower June 17, 2017