kenzie ervine

A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants

“damn her name must be kenzie ervine

by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

Dirty Ervin

When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Ervin

The dude gives 0 fucks. Like seriously man! You try to vent but the dude will just put his hand on your face and push you the fuck aside. I mean, the guys a dick. One time, a girl at our school was going to confess her feelings to him and just when she was about to give him his gift, the fucking asshole grabbed it and threw it in the trash! THE TRASH!! The one next to the boys bathroom! Well at least he did one good thing, he made that girl a lesbian.

Ervin is a dick

by Bombvoyage August 17, 2018

ERVINISM

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism

by ervin April 25, 2008

Ervin

A man known to have a small penis

!

.Girl 1: the guy im dating has such a small penis
Girl 2: a guy like that must be an Ervin

by beigell September 29, 2020

evrein

evrein is the bulgarian word for jew.
this word has no antisemitic charachter and is humoristicaly linked to the renouned jewish frugality and them beeing stingy. it does not carry any offence for the jewish people. it's purpose is to call a friend a stingy MF.

Marto, give me some beer.
No I will not.
Oh you dirty evrein.

by the jewmaster of all beer April 8, 2005

Ervin

Big forehead, extremely toxic. Bread eating cunt...

His forehead has it's own gravity. That's just Ervin.
Toxicity is key in Ervin's life.

by Lil Q. November 26, 2019