Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

erection fairy

The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.

"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

Erection

When a man's penis becomes stuff and hard, thickens and increases in length, and after that if he's still more sexually aroused, he cums

Just seeing Alana made have a massive erection

by Suki1234 May 4, 2018

Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus

You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*

by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020

puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

by Digtasy September 6, 2020