angry erman

When a guy is sleeping, another, often bias, individual, masturbates on the sleeping one's mouth. When the guy wakes up, he can't open his mouth and becomes mute anywhere from 1 minute to two hours, depending on the other guys opinion of you

Shit man, I got Angry Erman'd by my doormie last night!

by Not Voom January 18, 2008

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Ermagherd

Pronounced er-ma-gherd, this is is an expression of shock usually used on terms of of fangirling. It has adapted from the phrase 'Oh my God'.

'Ermagherd ( insert band/fandom/ship)'

'MY OVARIES ARE GONE ERMAGHERD I CAN'T'

'Ermagherd I just'

by Gotham in ashes September 1, 2013

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Ermantle

An anorexic water buffalo.

"That girl looks like an Ermantle!"

by digitalphotography2 March 24, 2010

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ermahblerg

That "WTF" reaction you get when you see a ridiculous post on Tumblr.

Friend: "Did you see the gif of the twerking albino cat??"
Me: "Ermahblerg, yes!"

by ntp479 January 13, 2014

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Ermagurd

Someone with extra chromosomes saying oh my god

Ermagurd that’s ermazerng

by BrickWall74 July 21, 2019

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Ermaldyonhedronalionshchkærémaltbigduckmoldenevasmedaltemshulschnitzelzandarf

ermaldyonhedronalionshchkærémaltbigduckmoldenevasmedaltemshulschnitzelzandarf. The act of watching a German man yell at his wife while taking a shit in the morning with an open window.

"Oh, what was all that noise in the morning?"

"Oh it was just a ermaldyonhedronalionshchkærémaltbigduckmoldenevasmedaltemshulschnitzelzandarf."

by FrostD10 October 10, 2019

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