Erectologist

A doctor that studies dicks

I went to my erectologist to get my penis examined

by DipnDaber January 23, 2019

Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.

Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch

by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023

Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016

Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.

- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.

by hhumpo May 17, 2011

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

erectosaurus

(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya ass.

Usage:

"I got something for the crack o' ya ass. It's ERECTOSAURUS!!!"

by johnahn February 4, 2007