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eclaircookiewtf

gay person that has a toe curling obsession over eclair cookie from COOKIE RUN KINGDOM
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by owomochi_brunosgf August 9, 2022
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Snowy Eclair

The act of snorting a line of coke off an erect cock, and proceeding to fellate it to completion.
Sarah remarked that giving Marky Mark a snowy eclair would give her "good vibrations". In her pants.
by Jeffreeforall February 20, 2011
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Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.
Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.
by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019
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Chocolate Eclairs

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
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Eclair

An Éclair is a variation of the Blumkin. Instead of pooping however, one tries to vomit on top of the head of the lady sucking their penis at the time of orgasm. Creating a Glaze on top of the head, and filling the inside with cream.
If you want to give your lady an Eclair, this is how you would do it. When you start to feel like you are about to orgasm, stick your finger down your throat so you can vomit on your felaciator at the exact moment of your 'Ba struaghmp!' This skill may take time to coordinate, so practice at home before taking this signature move to the streets.
If you are ever successful in turning the misses into an éclair, you will have only moments until her initial shock wears off. We suggest you use this precious time to pull up your pants and run because she will attempt to murder you after she wipes off her glaze and spits out the cream filling. The combination of purging and exercise is also a great way to lose weight.
by Pgartnerx January 29, 2009
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Reverse Eclaire

When you lay out a big long turd, then cum on top of it.

The effect is like the opposite of an eclaire. White on the outside, brown on the inside.
Dude, this chick was into some freaky shit. She wanted me to reverse eclaire on her. Shit was weird.
by Chugins January 26, 2019
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éclair

An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.
I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend.
by Phrisky October 12, 2008
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