Estonian Cheese Mongrel

An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.

I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.

by The Ugly Truth November 17, 2009

Estonian

stupid, disoriented, unconcious

It's late, so I'm quite Estonian right now.

by Ninja Pawn January 12, 2008

estonian

Also reffered as eSStonian. An extremely slow person, physically and mentally. People who spend forever to do anything and have a high dislike for Russians. They hate to be reminded of the USSR times, and this why they removed Bronze soldier, symbol of victory in WW2.

Sometimes estonian is called kurat. Kurat is the nickname given to an estonian by nonestonians.

It takes forever to get somewhere by estonian airlines. They are known to be the slowest ones in the world.

You must be an estonian, it took you 5 years to read this book.

by JohnsonJ August 26, 2007

eltonia

Someone who is always in everybody's business. Well informed about the latest of everything. Has a source wherever she isn't present.

"Did you hear about that girl from school?"
"Yes, Eltonia told me."

by Khari December 23, 2016

estonian cheese

When host throws you out of his house because you ate something from their fridge

That douche estonian cheesed me in the middle of the night

by anVlad11 November 21, 2018

Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.

Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii

by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022

Elonian

An Elonian is someone who believes/practices Elonialism regularly.

Elon: We are the only known life in the universe. Because of this, we must preserve it at all cost.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.

by ElonialLoading May 4, 2022