Bloody Elk

When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.

but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.

something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"

by Adelaide Guru October 23, 2019

Elk Township

the name elk township is actually literally derived from the word "hickville"

"Hey wanna go to Elk Township?"
"No, that place is a hickville"

by alidog January 30, 2009

Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

by Jace Lynne June 11, 2011

elk grove

A small city near Sacramento. People from the bay area like to move here. Majority of people here are white, then mexican, then asian, then black..

Elk grove is gay fool.

by Christinaa October 2, 2005

Ghetto Elk

A pack of wild dogs.

Romeo ran as fast as he could as a pack of Ghetto elk chased him.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Dirty Elk

When you finger fuck someone while they’re taking a shit

I was trying to calmly poop last night but then I Had a Dirty Elk happen!

by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021