Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

exasterbated

To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duce, or most importantly masturbation.

"Man I'm so exasterbated from stroking the shaft, I'm gonna go take a shit."

by Yorgi April 22, 2006

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007

Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

by Big David March 17, 2008

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

eMasturbate

Something Fat chicks believe guys do when they are alone.

in between mouthfuls of food "you shouldn't leave your husband alone, he might eMasturbate!" Om nom nom nom!

by Captain Jizzbucket November 21, 2010