Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!
Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021
Get the have him on elastic mug.when a guy hooks up or makes out with a girl she gives him her hair elastic. Then you can see how many girls he has hookep up with.
Why do you have a hair elastic on your wrist?
Dude that was Carli's elastic from last night after we hooked up.
Dude that was Carli's elastic from last night after we hooked up.
by april and eva October 22, 2008
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by kpxpniverse October 13, 2020
Get the elast mug.A dance, in which the arms are swung backwords in large semi-circles. The dance is often used while "krumping" and is refered to in the song "I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill. The dance is also seen in the intro to "Just Jordan", a popular Nickelodean show. The dance is preformed by Kristen Combs.
"Well that's the Funk Elastic,
the blunt I twist it,
the slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus." -"I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill
Stoner #1: Last night we were so baked...
Stoner #2: Oh, you know it broski.
Stoner #1: Did you see Amy start dancing after she took a hit?
Stoner #2: Nah, dude, what'd she do?
Stoner #1: She did the FUNK ELASTIC biatch!
Stoner #2: Duuuuudddddeeee! Niiiiicccceee!
Towelie: Wanna get high?
Stoner #1: Holy shit! It's Towelie!
Stoner #2: Dude are we high already?
Stoner #1: Chaaaaaaaa...Light it up Towelie!
Stoners light up with Towelie and then proceed to do the Funk Elastic themselves.
the blunt I twist it,
the slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus." -"I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill
Stoner #1: Last night we were so baked...
Stoner #2: Oh, you know it broski.
Stoner #1: Did you see Amy start dancing after she took a hit?
Stoner #2: Nah, dude, what'd she do?
Stoner #1: She did the FUNK ELASTIC biatch!
Stoner #2: Duuuuudddddeeee! Niiiiicccceee!
Towelie: Wanna get high?
Stoner #1: Holy shit! It's Towelie!
Stoner #2: Dude are we high already?
Stoner #1: Chaaaaaaaa...Light it up Towelie!
Stoners light up with Towelie and then proceed to do the Funk Elastic themselves.
by Broski McBroski February 20, 2009
Get the Funk Elastic mug.Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?
I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.
by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009
Get the Elasticles mug.The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.
by Jack Adick January 6, 2005
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