When you ejaculate while thinking about your neighbor, or spouses good friend etc, you effectively ejacustamp on them. This semi permanent impression you place upon them will subconsciously give them and you a warm and fuzzy feeling the next time you see each other, without knowing why. For added affect, jizz in your hand, shake it around like dice and through it in the wind! The universe will reciprocate with an added bonus.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.
A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.
A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
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A sexual act in which an individual(typically a himbo top)simultaneously ejaculates and releases a loud gaseous bowel movement onto another individual(typically a boykissing femboy)alongside the ejaculated content.
Sean: Oh I’m really close baby, you want me to ejacushart on you again?
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee
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" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
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