Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

Egzona

Egzona is a that leaves everyone breathless. An Egzona got tits and ass and great, she also has a great sense of humour. She can be very shy when you meet her but if u get to know her just a little shes one of the most amazing person you'll ever meet. If an Egzona loves u, u should never let her go. She will love u back if u deserve it. A gorgeous girl who can make u laugh When ur down. This girl is loyal, sexy, admirable, all the guys want her but she stays loyal to the one she loves, and she has the best personality.

Guy 1 :"there goes Egzona!"

Guy 2 : "I wish she was mine"

Guy 3-1000 : "we all do! "

by Fellaaaaa September 13, 2017

Elonna

The smartest girl in the world. She funny, sweet, and kind girl. She will always have your back no matter what. She is great friend or girlfriend to have. She will become an independent woman and be very successful in life. If you have an Elonna close to you keep her.

Elonna is a name

by Popbear November 29, 2018

Elon Musk

The death of Texas.

The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.

Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"

Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."

Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."

Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."

by James R Clobum June 8, 2021

Egzon

Means "luck" in some other way when youre name is egzon you know youre gonna f*** all girls in the world because egzon is the best

egzon youre the best in bed

by beaqiri January 2, 2017