A Yo Dude in the
bible who was so
phat that when he
got cribbed over by Ehud the blade got swallowed up in his blubber.
Ehud: "Yo I'm a cut you foo."
Eglon: "
Do it, you won't."
<stab>
Ehud: "Shoot clown, where'd my
knife go?"
Eglon: "Don't hate, appreciate. You
wish you had a belly like this, eh?"