eggwind

A common fart scented with deep, eggy undertones.

Claire was greeted with the familiar stench of eggwind as she walked through the door.

by Sprogle May 3, 2014

egglina

thicc

dam egglina thicc

yea man!

by lemonlicker420 December 10, 2019

Eggliness

The beautiful feeling you get from eating delicious eggs

That is pure Eggliness!

by Eggliness September 1, 2022

Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.

My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!

by IrischGuy December 8, 2011

anal egging

Eating a hard boiled were you anal egging out of your partners ass?

Hey Don , were you anal egging your wife last night?

by Gt57 February 3, 2018

Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.

Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.

by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021

Chicken and Egging

When one creates a rigged scenario or task where in order to complete said task or scenario, you must complete steps A and B. However, you cannot complete step B without completing step A and you cannot complete step a without completing step B, similar to how you cannot have a chicken without an egg and you cannot have an egg without a chicken.

My dad was Chicken and Egging me yesterday! He said I need to get a job but he also said I'm not allowed getting a job. I can't win!

by thomasc02005 January 25, 2022