TMP_Egamer

Some one who Plays 2gay21 and sucks at warzone but talks trash a lot

TMP_Egamer is so bad at the game

by Dio is best January 23, 2021

Eggert

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

eggbert

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

by robertochaun May 17, 2005

creme egger

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.

"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"

by emily laura May 7, 2005

eggbert

A fart that smells like rotten eggs

Somebody just laid an eggbert...

by cammywobs November 29, 2006

EGGMERCOP

A way to lable music by the band Evanescence. It stants for Emo-goth-metal-rock-classical-pop. Evanescence fans made it up when they got annoyed at everybody calling the music "goth" or "emo" or "christian" ect.

Person1: Omg i cant beleave you like that band thear soooooooooo pop.

Person2:Evanescence is EGGMERCOP you dumbass.

by VampGoddess13 September 8, 2005

nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009