Eggert

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

by VOTT December 8, 2009

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Eggerdly

To act like an trans egg or someone who doesn’t know they are trans

Jack (Egg): I like shouldn't wear this but it looks so cute
Ally: you always are so eggerdly when you hang out with use, Something you want to tell us?

by JohnCalledYouJames August 3, 2023

Jax Dahlia Eggers

A weird creature who will simp over you and love you too the end, but also flirt with everyone around them.

Rosa hates Jax Dahlia Eggers so much

by Jaxass December 27, 2020

Eggery

Eggery is the act of passing wind silently but deadly. This willful debauchary generally occurs on public transport or in public places.

This is generally done anomalously with a silent extrusion.

sniff sniff

"Who has commited Eggery?"

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

ham-and-eggers

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).

Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.

by cityclass June 11, 2006