The Eifert Manuever

invented by The Legend himself. this sexual act involves sucking a fart from a woman's ass, holding it like a bong rip, andblowing it back in her face.

he performed The Eifert Manuever on his girlfreind an caused her to pass out from the smell

by TheRealLegend September 11, 2011

eefected

(ee-ˈfek-tid) adj. - with the emphasis on both the first syllable and the second, ie. EE-FEK-ted, and having as its object usu. a person displaying the effects of being affected and simultaneously infected by any new idea, set of beliefs or by the adoption of some new technology and is displaying symptoms in any variety of irregular, uncharacteristic, annoying or irrational behavior(s).

"That lady shouldn't be driving while texting. She's all over the place. She's been eefected."

Joel, "Why are people trampling to get into Walmart?"
Danny, "Dunno. They're eefected."

by yhbMuted.0x029a November 23, 2009

Effersmitter

A person who never responds to any text messages, never returns phone calls and ignores all attempts of contact via Facebook. A person who introduces you to the worst people you shall ever meet.

She never texted me back...
What an effersmitter!

This guy just played me big time!
I bet an effersmitter introduced you to him huh?

by Idislikeyou821 December 14, 2010

Collective effervescence

A communal joy, a celebration shared by many. Also, implies a lot of drinking of alcohol; very similar to tailgating for an event, without requiring the vehicles and parking lot.

Collective effervescence is expensive and time-consuming in Wrigleyville today.

by gravitymonkey October 28, 2016

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

eeper

Tiny baby kitten. For the sound it makes.

I just got a new eeper. It's so cute!

by rhondas56 February 4, 2009

Effernifferous

adjective describing an action or scenario
meaning anything you want it to be literally

Today we went to Knotts Scary Farm, it was such an effernifferous day!

by Thatnewkidon December 9, 2010