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Cunt Earther

A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos
Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021
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earthbound

A game about, a kid from Onett (Ness) who is told by an being from ten years in the future that he must save the world. And Ness eventually meets other kids and they save the world from an alien invasion.
There is no game better than Earthbound!
by Ness June 12, 2004
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EarthMC

Minecraft server where all the players are bots meaning their script runs out eventually so they start again. Leads to repeat conversations in chat and mayors re-inviting players to their town because they dont even remember kicking them out a few days ago for a 'serious offence' (these Roblox kiddies are nuts they even hold 'trials' for breaking 'the law' that are dumb af). Also claim griefing is 'illegal' but they'll quite happily grief your build if they ('the community') decide it shouldn't exist. This is done by asking mods (who 'the community' have in their pocket) to remove the build using worldedit.
EarthMC is people who should be playing Geopolitical Simulator instead of Minecraft.
by Goth Doll October 27, 2023
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snuck on earth

When you’re so ugly it looks like you aren’t even supposed to be on this planet, like you snuck here in a UFO or something.
Your boyfriend so funny looking, he looks like he snuck on earth!”
by Kaidobruhluver6 May 9, 2023
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Flat Earthers

Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.
Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have
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The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth
by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010
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Earth Minute

A future holiday that will celebrate our planet for one minute. All things electric or fuel engineered shall be shut off for exactly 60 seconds. It will feel like a worldwide power outage that lasts one full minute. Earth Day lasts 24 hours, Earth Hour lasts 60 minutes, and Earth Minute lasts 60 seconds. We are giving less time and importance to mother earth, but on the bright side some time is better than no time.
When I was kid, we celebrated something called Earth Day. When I was a teenager, we celebrated something called Earth Hour. As an adult, we are celebrating something called Earth Minute.
by Nature Guy47853 April 22, 2009
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