earmuffs

Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.

My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.

by DaveBuck July 19, 2005

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by Michael Finger August 28, 2008

brown earmuffs

To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.

"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"

by chrallyo November 12, 2012

crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

ear muff mode

When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs

“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.

by Adolph Leery May 9, 2020

Silicon Earmuffs

breasts tits juggs hooters

Wow! Look at the Silicon Earmuffs on that girl!

by Bobinexile July 17, 2006

choclate earmuffs

The sexual act in which a women tilts her head both ways as the man drops a hot steamy load of shit on both of her ears, this is best seen when a couple is away in a log cabin in the middle of alaska, good for warmth

"dude this chick was begging for the choclate earmuffs, so i turned her sideways and laid it to her!"

by kyleshaffer21 January 14, 2009