earles

are defined by their large and thick penises, and they are one-woman men. They make up for it with their incredible giggle.

Person #1: Did you see that guy?
Person #2: Yeah, he was hung like an Earles!!

by tgirrrl May 13, 2010

Earley

To hook up with or take advantage of an intoxicated or otherwise impaired female while being sober.
Origin unknown, but it is believed to originate from the name of someone who frequented this practice.

She was wasted, but he hadn't had a drop to drink. He definitely pulled an Earley.

by Barrald November 11, 2008

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

I said this earlier

An excuse to retell a good story or joke for those who missed it the first time.

I said this earlier but she totally hooked up with her TA and got an A in the class.

by rsty615 December 8, 2010

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021

Ealleenxa

A combination of the names of the 2 coolest people on earth Elena, and Alex, Elena, the hottest girl ever with the best eyes on earth and hottest hair u can imagine. Alex, the coolest guy ever who has a goddess named Elena, the hottest girl ever with the best eyes on earth and hottest hair u can imagine.

Elena, the hottest girl ever with the best eyes on earth and hottest hair u can imagine, is alex's gf.

by ealleenxa May 8, 2005

get the seat earlier

getting the seat before someone else does

James get the seat earlier or someone else will get it.

by Fallon5 May 12, 2009