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Early Onset Caucasia

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you celebrate an event before knowing it's final outcome. Often applied in sports, video games, and gambling, etc.

The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.
Kon: Guys! I think the Lakers are going to win in 4 this year!
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!

after championship where Lakers won in 5.

Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.

Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.
by lolja GUYS tell'em July 31, 2009
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Oakland Early College

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?
by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011
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The Early November

1) We will go there in Early November when its cool out.
2) Man The Early November is so PIMP
by Dexter October 29, 2003
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Bard High School Early College

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"
by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013
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early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early
I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.
by Light Joker May 18, 2005
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early-night.com

An online store selling sex toys, that make you want to go to bed early
im getting my toys from early-night.com
by johno! July 4, 2009
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