ewok

the ewok bridge in the woods behind the back parking lots at stockton. it is called the ewok bridge because the words ewok are written on the post. many drugs are smoked here.

hey guys, fuck the bowl, lets ewok it out!

the sto po will never find us out on the ewok.

by AnthonyMC May 18, 2007

Ewok

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

by Ben Scott February 02, 2004

Ewok

To have a hairy short and stubby penis

Ryan has an ewok

by Ritter1359 May 09, 2011

Ewok Bukakke

A group of ewoks gathered around a skunk in which the skunk gets introduced to one of Endor's oldest traditions.

The Ewok Bukakke event was triggered inadvertently by the skunks presence.

by ValhallaJedi69 February 10, 2017

Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

Ewok party

A gratuitous party scene in film or television, typically characterized by singing and the playing of percussion instruments. From the conclusion to "Return of the Jedi," in which the Ewoks fete the heroes with singing, dancing, drums and xylophones.

I knew "Matrix Reloaded" was going to suck as soon as they got to the Ewok party."

"What was up with that Ewok party on slave beach in the middle of 'The Patriot'?"

by villicious May 26, 2009