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Esso

Named for the gas station, the pronunciation of SO or S.O., referring to your significant other.
You can bring a guest to the party...boyfriend, girlfriend, sister, spouse, wife, Esso, cousin, whatever...
by Barking Max June 20, 2010
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Eskom

The worst electricity company in the entire world. Situated in South Africa. The only company in the world whose adverts request consumers to actually use LESS of their product.

They have just increased their tariffs by 34%! They cause continuous blackouts, and their biggest stroke of genius yet has been the "load shedding" system in which they switched off the power to some areas on purpose (and never kept to their own load shedding schedule anyway) and eventually led to one substation in Kempton Park blowing up because it was never designed to be switched on and off repeatedly.

They have no clue as to how their own infrastructure works, because they have fired all of their experienced white engineers to replace them with inexperienced affirmative action employees who would take years to learn how to do the job properly even if Eskom management could be bothered to train them.

Thanks to their bungling, the few power stations that do actually work properly can't be run at full capacity because the national grid is in such a shocking state of disrepair. Koeberg nuclear power station is never running more than tree of it's four reactors at any one time and almost all of their profit goes into Mercs, BMWs and 400% bonuses for their managers rather than new infrastructure.
A Metallica concert in Cape Town started an hour late because of a blackout. The crowd started chanting "Eskom! Eskom! Eskom!"
by George McBob May 21, 2009
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Ersome

A word that means something is sexy and awesome at the same time.
That shirt makes you look so Ersome.

OR

Today has been a Ersome day.
by Mattixz K. January 2, 2011
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Essmaie

An amazing, selfless person who always puts others happiness before their own. Their beauty so often goes unrecognized, but they have a group of friends who always support them. Be jealous of people whos friends are Essmaie's, they are too great for words
Man, I wish I was friends with Essmaie!
I know dude, she's sweet.
by OnlineTherapist March 5, 2013
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essomenic

showing what will happen in the future.
A crystal ball is said to have essomenic properties.
by uttam maharjan July 15, 2011
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ewsome

Something that is gross or disgusting on a personal level which is simultaneously (and ironically) awesome at the same time.
Okay, fine. I do agree that he is smoking hot, but he is such a dirty, dirty sleaze bag. So, if you did him, I guess that would be ewsome!
by Nerdmaster "L" June 20, 2010
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Essam

often cheats on the ladies.
Deryn would say he's sexy and would suck him off any day.
is loved by Amelias all around the world .
Can also be mistaken by a religious relic.
wow look at that essam! hes a tart!
by 0121 go fucking do one October 8, 2018
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