Ert

the languege in the bible revised from the word ertal, which means the new one. the religion above is ironic since it is a new "religion" and the word mean new one.
he was an ertal to society
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
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Ert

Vurre gut
Oh yuz Ert like!
by TwoPointOne October 27, 2016
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Ert

Ert is when you are a homesexual gnome.
"Hello, what you doing ert?"
"doing just well, just been with my lover Bob"
"Oh nice, hope you have a good homosexual day"
by Hen Ligmaster November 26, 2018
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Ert

something that’s not good enough to be Art.
by SkippytheERTMAN August 11, 2023
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Ert

The state one finds oneself in after smoking a white pipe ( Marijuana mixed with methaqualone aka mandrax)
Look at how Charles is ERT-ing after smoking that cream.
by WallyTolly_187 April 23, 2024
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lil vuzi ert

Cant say names properly instead of lil uzi vert they decided to say lil vuzi ert not the smartest decision
You know lil vuzi ert
by Moimen November 23, 2021
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Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
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