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Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.
Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.
by Templestalker August 3, 2011
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Emanstrial cycle

1. When the linen in the testicles that protects sperm is excreted through the penis once a month for about three days
2. A man period
3. The man struck cycle
Man, Landon is such a butthole today. He must be on his emanstrial cycle
by Realfacts4urlife July 12, 2017
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premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008
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emaciated

when a person is so thin you can see all their beautiful bones
anorexics are usually emaciated
by i_heart_ana February 5, 2004
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emasexual

A guy named Emanuel who is not ready to come out of the closet however drops many hints about his sexuality.
Emanuel is emasexual
by Ishaac November 12, 2017
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emaus

My friend is emaus.
by MASTERPENGUINPAL January 23, 2018
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Emacualent

Your so emacualent
by Blackboi87 November 9, 2018
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