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Maxwell Edison

Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).

His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.

Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.
Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head du du du, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison
by Daddy George June 15, 2020
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Edison Reamer

Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman whose work formed the basis of modern direct current electric power (DC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.
by ChuckGoldmember November 1, 2008
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A ship between Eddie Munson and Chrissy Cunningham. I see a lot of people hate on this shop, meanwhile it was confirmed that the Duffers said they liked eachother, and that Chrissy is 18 and Eddie is 19/20.
Heyy, I ship Edissy too!”
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Edison

My name is Edison and I get A+
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