Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007

Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

chav earring

well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth

you could train a dolphin thru those luv

cor boy, those earrings r mustard

by dan May 2, 2004

earnings

Something 12 year old Fortnite kids talk about when they are chatting shit.

you got no earnings or PR you shitter

by ManLikeOmar January 13, 2021

no earnings

an insult used by the fortnite community when they are insulting a player for not earning any money because they can win any tournaments playing the game

" what are you doing you're lost, no earnings, packed you like a fish, zero pr, you're dogwater, dollar tree headset."

by Mr.Fister69nikka February 8, 2021