sexuality dysphoria

The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.

I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.

sexuality dysphoria by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

Species Dysphoria 

Similar to that of Gender Dysphoria however, this is more related to the overwhelming feeling that one may get when they don't even feel like they're supposed to be human. Like those of us that feel closer to certain animals and compare these hairless, heavy bones of humans inferior to said creature.

Girl 1: "I haven't told my bf yet about my species dysphoria."

Girl 2: "I hope he understands."

Species Dysphoria by SugaryRaine January 28, 2021

Gender dysphoria

To feel uncomfortabke
With your own gender and wanting to switch to the opposite

Person: That person thinks their a Woman

Person B: huh I guess they have gender dysphoria

Gender dysphoria by Xucigfd tvyvubrr January 29, 2021

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender person, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

Dysphoria Hoodie by Tazery July 30, 2023

Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.

Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.

Puffy-mallow-dysphoria by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021

Body dysphoria 

You’re just self-conscious of what you’re used to being it’s basically what it is

OMG is this me am I going through body dysphoria

Body dysphoria by KILLemALL420374 April 12, 2021

Species Dysphoria 

A mental illness wherein, you think you are a different species. This usually means loudly stating you are said animal every opportunity you get, being obsessed with anime, asking people to pet you, and talking in a cutesy manner. Almost exclusively wolves, foxes, horses, cats, and bunnies, and other cute mammals.

Notably, none of these individuals have enough confidence in their belief to go into the wilderness and live like the animal they repeatedly claim they are.

Tony: Wow what a hard day at work. I can't wait to eat my ice cream and wind down!

Jack: oh, sorry bro, i ate all the ice cream in the freezer.

Tony: UWU I'M A FOX AND IM VERY MAD. I WANT MY CREAMIES! COVER MY FOX FUR IN CREAMIES!

Jack: Oh no, you've contracted Species Dysphoria!

Species Dysphoria by oogaboogafittatoogalamooga March 18, 2023