dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

Dusty bitch

An old, irrelevant, antiquated bitch. Will always state their opinions, even when they are offensive and unwanted.

"My mother-in-law's in town. She's such a dusty bitch."

by ghosttwat666 September 6, 2022

Dusty Twilight

When a woman puts baby powder or glitter in her vagina and queefs in a mans face.

"I was fucking Kim last night and she gave me a Dusty Twilight"

by ;ljasdlfkjasd;lkfjkdfusdjfsdlk January 3, 2012

Dusty the Cat

Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.

Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.

For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.

P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.

by Bar Low February 16, 2009

Dusty Ryan

The act of having sexual intercourse under a bed, in the presence of dust bunnies. Named after the designated hitter from the Detroit Tigers.

''Batting clean-up for the Tigers, Dusty Ryan!''
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''Yeah man, we decided to have sex under the bed, you know... to spice things up a bit. I stuck her with the ol' Dusty Ryan...''

by Peezy09 July 17, 2009

dusting the crops

The act of walking through a group of people and expelling gas and doing so repeatedly

Mike was dusting the crops at the dance.

by Gindy December 5, 2009

Dusty Morgan

When the girl farts in your face during rimming

I was tossing Stefanie’s salad when she laid a Dusty Morgan right in my mouth

by MonkeyBiz January 25, 2019