durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

Durfing

The act of being very hungover. You wake up and know that you need water but you feel that if you drink any you will get the hot spits. Durfing often leads to becoming hungry towards the end of the durf day. When you order food, you cant actually eat it because you will vomit. If you get very drunk the night before the durf, it is not terribly uncommon to have a 2 day durf.

OMG dude i am durfing so hard today... I should not have had that second half gallon last night. How is your durf?

by bentl1jb January 9, 2011

durfing

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.

by scaresothers May 1, 2012

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

[durfing]

The ability to surf the internet DURING work hours without getting fired. (during + surfing = durfing)

Ludek's great ability at durfing made him look like he was busy.

by Rovertaasfa May 14, 2008

Durling breast

Term for the lumps and swollen masses growing on your body parts caused by the gout and other such illnesses. Commonly on the elbow and forehead and cheek area.

Did you see that Durling breast on geralds elbow? he should get a bra for that thing.

by Zultar1 March 12, 2010

durbing

someone whose office gets occupied by maddass protestors because he refuses to challenge or even acknowledge the genocide being waged by Israel against the Palestinian people.

also notorious for refusing meetings with his constituents and often refers them to his assistants.

often spelled without a "g" i.e. durbin.

DICK DURBIN.

Call Durbin's DC office at 202.224.2152 to demand that Durbing call Chicago to talk to the protestors!

by richard dick durbing January 16, 2009