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Dentist

A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....
Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be £500
by dean-a-thon September 14, 2005
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dungist

follower of Dungism, a fictional religion in neopets world and in 2nd cross where people worship dung lala to avoid going to dungland
Cheney: "you know that guy?"
Bush: "yeah he's a dungist!"
by Mister India March 10, 2008
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Call of Dutist

A person who believes that he knows everything about the military just because he plays a lot of call of duty games.
"I'm telling you, people in the army do 360 quick-scopes with a sniper."
"Shut up you call of dutist"
by uknwwhoitis August 28, 2011
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dentist whore

A person (gender doesn't matter) who goes to the dentist for the most stupid/most silly reasons; someone who will go to a dentist to whiten their bi-yearly; their teeth are so bleached out/white that you can tell they are fake.
Kelly: Stephania, why are your mom's teeth so..white?
Stephania: 'Cuz she's a total dentist whore! She goes to the dentist every 3 months to get them bleached
Kelly: Well, I heard bleaching your teeth that often isn't too good.
Stephania: Well I'll tell her to lighten up and go annually/
by melixxabirch April 8, 2006
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backstreet dentist

a sadistic parasite; a malevolent and disreputable person
He befriended a backstreet dentist, who lifted all his stash, fornicated with his girlfriend, and then telephoned him collect to bum a ride from her house.
by Kyle of Kent October 3, 2006
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dentist

Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
by GameBoy83 May 26, 2006
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dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.
All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.
by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005
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