dumper rusher

A dumper rusher is a someone who attempts to pursue anal sex the first time they have sex with someone.

OMG...we were having some really hot sex in the shower after our date and then he tried to do me in my backdoor. Watch out for him, he's a dumper rusher.

by Captain Underpants III January 6, 2011

ignore dumped

a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't actually break up with you, but they ignore your texts, emails, and calls until you eventually give up the cause.

ashley: i haven't heard from my boyfriend in 5 days!
robin: have you tried to call him?
ashley: yeah, a few times! do you think a dragon destroyed his phone?
robin: no. it sounds like you got ignore dumped.

by phone destroying dragon March 5, 2010

DUMPLETON

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.

''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O

by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

Myspace Dumped

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

by errrrr August 3, 2007

Cunt Dumper

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)

1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping

by muzgrog May 15, 2010

Dapto dumper

A dapto dumper is a girl that shits in your bed after sex and then sneaks off in the middle of the night..

when you wake in the morning and you find a dirty brown turd in your bed and this horror of a woman is gone you say " fuck that Dapto Dumper" got me again!!!!

by gooooooooooch December 8, 2012