skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008

Ping diddleshot day

Ping diddleshot day is on the April 15th. On this day, everyone inside the Pinewood builders discord servers, including the division have to ping diddleshot atleast once in every channel.

"Dude! Today is Ping diddleshot day! Lets go ping diddleshot!"

by RejectCoasterReturnToDiddle April 12, 2021

DJ Daddy Diddles

Someone who thinks they can dance and or constantly does the same dance or a variation of the same dance and also has more than once had drunk hook ups with someone they would not were they soberwhich they may or may not remember, possibly resulting in a child. This person may also have a resounding reputation as a creeper when in fact it is not actually true, they just come off that way.

What a DJ Daddy Diddles move man, is he gonna pay child support?

by TheTinkler October 25, 2010

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

farm duddler

some drink produced in a country called namibia where brangelina gave birth....

wtf?! theyre out of fuking farm duddler...

by peterpantheflyingman May 19, 2009

Diddleshit

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

by Kilo D January 10, 2009

Diddles

Ecstasy pills. See Ecstasy pills beans

"Can't wait to get some diddles and get absloutely off my box"

by Penwicketh January 2, 2008