King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.
by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010
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The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008
Get the duchen mug.This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.
Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.
by V Juice July 2, 2009
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Get the Lord Douchington III mug.A German novelty band that formed in the late 70's and released five pop albums while together. The group is most notably known for the songs "Dschinghis Khan" (same name as the band) and, probably their greatest hit, "Moskau".
Moskau, Moskau Wirf die Gläser an die Wand Russland ist ein schönes Land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey,
Moskau, Moskau Deine Seele ist so groß Nachts da ist der Teufel los Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar Mädchen sind zum küssen da Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht Ha ha ha ha ha
Moskau, Moskau Deine Seele ist so groß Nachts da ist der Teufel los Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar Mädchen sind zum küssen da Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht Ha ha ha ha ha
by crazyrabbits June 8, 2005
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